Bye

PLEASE REBLOG IF YOU FEEL BEING ASEXUAL IS AN ACTUAL SEXUALITY SO I CAN WRITE DOWN YOUR URL ON A PIECE OF PAPER AND SHOW IT TO MY DICKHEAD OF A FRIEND

thebucketless13:

shsl-ornithologist:

((The lack of notes is concerning.))

I am asexual

Yes

Yes

(Source: untrustyou)

I doubt any of my friends like Evan Marien

I doubt any of my friends like Evan Marien

beth3fish:

I was born in the wrong era……..

beth3fish:

I was born in the wrong era……..

therestlessintrovert:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:


Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

this makes me so fucking happy 
i always thought something was wrong with mine 
but nah, it’s not. dey perfect fa feedin mah future bebiez.

therestlessintrovert:

quimbycub:

willow-wanderings:

nedahoyin:

queenqueerqutie:

Martin Bauendahl

Real life vs Societal expectations

Wow..

Yeah, news flash people, boobs generally only look “perky” while in a bra. A few are super lucky and have naturally perky boobs, most don’t. And this is because, SURPRISE, boobs are intended to feed babies and it’s hard for a baby being cradled in mum’s arm to reach a nipple that’s on the other side of the boob from where its mouth is.

Think of a soda fountain machine. The spouts are all pointing down, right? So you can put soda in a cup being held under the spout? If the spout was sticking straight out, it would be really hard to get a soda out of it.

Babies need to be able to reach a nipple easily so they can eat. Ergo, nipples are usually lower and angled more downward on a naturally hanging boob, both so it’s easier for a baby to reach and so gravity can do its part in pulling milk toward the nipple.
So there you go, outright ANATOMICAL proof that boobs are not there for the benefit of men.

Thank you for that. I never realized. Thanks.

this makes me so fucking happy 

i always thought something was wrong with mine 

but nah, it’s not. dey perfect fa feedin mah future bebiez.

(Source: denicedenice)

reblog if you’d truly miss me if I deleted.

(Source: themellowwitch)

reblog if you’d truly miss me if I deleted.

(Source: themellowwitch)

glowwiey:

When I first made Thomas he was supposed to be a total lying, manipulative, douchebag asshole.

For a while he was just an ass, but with a heart. Then he was just an apathetic ass. Then a druggie ass. 

And now he’s a total lying, manipulative, douchebag asshole.
I went full circle.

kidzbopilluminati:

SKREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

pokechan13: Is Thomas some kind of tsundere? Tsundere: When someone acts strong, cold, and hostile towards others but they actually are a very warm ...

pokechan13:

glowwiey:

not at all

Thomas is usually the opposite actually.
He acts super warm, nice and charismatic to people but deep down hates them and cant stand them at all. 

If he’s rude to you then he doesn’t like you (he’s upfront about that kind of thing) , if he’s nice to you then he probably has neutral feelings towards you or wants something (and will probably never speak to you again if he does get that something) , if he’s SUPER nice to you he’s just using you and probably dislikes you to some degree.

Than that would be a yandere or just a plain asswipe. :P

Pretty much an asswipe

glowwiey:

a quick doodle of the fuckboy 
do not touch him

glowwiey:

a quick doodle of the fuckboy 

do not touch him